I am tall, thin and cannot walk, but have a tilted head. What am I ?

[ Answer? ] The number 1.

" "The team for Colchester United..... I don't have a clue." "

Stadium Announcer before Chelmsford City vs Colchester Utd Game.

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N Ireland U21 4-0 San Marino U21
Andrew Little scores twice as Northern Ireland U21 beat San Marino 4-0 at Coleraine Showgrounds.
Belarus U21 1-1 Scotland U21
Chris Maguire's equaliser in Belarus keeps Scotland's under-21 side on course for a Uefa Championship play-off place.
Defoe nets three in England romp
Jermain Defoe scores a hat-trick as England get their Euro 2012 qualifying campaign off to a fine start with a 4-0 victory against Bulgaria at...
Slovenia 0-1 Northern Ireland
Substitute Corry Evans scores with his first touch to give Northern Ireland a 1-0 win over Slovenia in the opening Euro 2012 qualifier in Maribor.
Lithuania 0-0 Scotland
Scotland have to settle for a point as their Euro 2012 qualification campaign begins with frustration in Lithuania.

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